Keeps thinking about chained boyfriends all night long
I will never give up on these two idiots
ONE OF MY OLD FRIENDS RUBBED DEOderant on HER FAN AND CARPET TO MAKE HER ROOM SMELL GOOD
Did it work wait what she’s genius
It ended up smelling like armpit and flowers
Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.
Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
you really need to save things like this in your drafts and read them out loud a couple of times before you decide to hit publish now.
let me lay down some facts for you:
- aliens are real
- horoscopes are real
- skeletons are real
- star wars is probably real
- linkin park is almost too real
getting an anon and knowing exactly who its from
Alright im done following my heart. Wheres the unfollow button.
Anime is corrupting our youth, these children need to make Jesus their senpai
ah yes our lord and savior jesus christ here to save us from utter corruption
those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it
"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"